Subject: Top 25 New Inspirational
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.
We put the "k" in "kwality."
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...Probably has a
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you
probably haven't completely understood the situation.
Plagiarism saves time.
If you at first don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!
the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do
You pretend to work, and We'll pretend to pay you.
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.