Yo momma Jokes!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID AND small SHE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW AND WENT UP
YO MAMA IS SO POOR, THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN pay ATTENTION...
yo mommas so fat, she farted and the sun blew out
ur mama so fat when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton!
yo mama is so huge she took us all for a boat ride at the lake
yo mamas is so dumb she thought stealling a shopping cart would make her cool
ur mama so fat she goes to the restaurant looks at the menu and says "okay"
yo momma SO FAT LITTLE KIDS GOT LOST AROUND HER
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE BEEP'S (LIKE A TRUCK) WHEN SHE BACKS UP!
yo momma's like a toilet bowl fat round and full of s***
yo momma IS SOOOOO DUMB SHE THOUGHT 2 PLUS 2 EQUALS 22
ur mama's so fat that when her pager went off everyone thought she was backing up
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO PONDEROSA THEY PUT A SPEED BUMP INFRONT OF THE SALAD BAR!
yo momma's so fat that when that when i saw her in new york and called my friend and he said he saw her too
yo momma's SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER 4TH AVE AND LANDED ON 12TH AVE
yo momma IS SOOOO SLUTTY WHEN U ASKED HER "WHO'S MY DADDY?" SHE THREW U THE PHONE BOOK
yo mamas is so green she made the statue of liberty jellous
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET I KICKED THE FENCE AND yo momma CAME OUT BARKING
ur mama so fat when she dances she makes the band skip
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE ANSWERED "C" ON A TRUE/FALSE QUIZ...
YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THINKS THE DICTIONARY IS USED FOR A SEAT BOOSTER
yo momma is so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID, SHE THINKS 1-800-COLLECT IS THE WELFARE HOTLINE
yo momma's so poor i walked through the front door and i was in the back yard
yo momma IS SO POOR HER FACE IS ON THE FRONT OF A FOOD STAMP
yo momma is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
yo momma IS SO POOR SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION
yo mamma so ugly she poses for the cover of alpo dog food
yo momma's head so big she dont have dreams, she has movies
yo momma's HEAD SO SMALL IF SHE GETS A PIMPLE SHE'LL LOOK LIKE SIAMESE TWINS
yo momma's so fat when she wheres high heels she strikes oil
your mamma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
yo momma's so ugly she looks like her fce caught on fire and they put it out with a fork
yo momma's SO SKINNEY SHE CAN HULA HOOP IN A HOLE OF A CD
your mama's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo momma IS SO FAT YOU SLAP HER ON THE BUTT AND YOU CAN RIDE THE WAVES
yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections
yo momma's so fat she uses a matress for a pad
yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
yo momma's so old when god said let there be light she hit the switch
yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money
yo momma's so fat the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $29.99
yo momma's so poor she had to put her cardbord box up for second morgage
yo momma's so hairy when she took a shower she lost weight
yo momma's so dumb they had to burn down the school to get her out of the second grade!!
yo mama so ghetto her doorbell makes the sound of gunshots
yo momma's SO DUMB SHE HAS ONE TOE AND SHE BOUGHT A PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS
yo mama so stupid she thought 2 pac shakur was slang for two pax of sugar
yo mamma's SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A CLIPPERS GAME TO GET HER HAIR CUT
yo mamma's so dumb she triped a cordless phone
yo mama so fat, she has to run around the world for excersize
yo mamma's THINKS TACO BELL IS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY
yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mamma's so stupid she went to a football game and thought the quarterback was a refund
your mommas so fat when she went swimming in the sea spaniards landed on her and claimed her as new land
yo mamma's so fat u can use the elastic in her underwear for a bungee cord
yo mamma's SO DUMB THEY HAD TO MAKES ALL THE DOTS IN TWISTER ONE COLOR SO SHE COULD PLAY
yo mamma's SO UGLY SHE HAS TO GET HER BABY DRUNK SO SHE CAN BREAST FEED IT
yo mama so ugly she a stunt double for alf
yo mama so fat, it takes her 2 trips to haul ass
yo mamma's SO UGLY IT LOOK LIKE HER NECK THREW UP
yo mamma's SO UGLY, WHEN I TOOK HER TO THE ZOO THEY SAID THANKS FOR BRINGING HER BACK
yo momma so fat that she fell in love and broke it
yo mamma's SO UGLY SHE HAS TO TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE PHONE
yo mamma is so ugly and dumb that she closed her eyes to look in the mirror to shave
yo mamma's so fat when she told me her weght i thought it wasa phone number
yo momma is so ugly that she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application
yo mamma's so fat she brought a SPOON to the superBOWL
yo mamma's SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED OUT HER WINDOW THE COPS ARRESTED HER FOR MOONING
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo-momma is so ugly-you shaved your dogs ass and made him walk backwards just so u saw mom
yo mamma's so fat when you walk in the room her gravity sucks you in
yo mamma's SO SMALL SHE CAN'T EVEN HIGH 5 PAPA SMURF
your mommas so old she orginized the big bang
yo mamma's so dumb she had to take the 44bus but took the 22 twice
yo momma so fat she has to use a vcr as a beeper
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE DREAMS IN BLACK AND WHITE
yo momma is so fat at the zoo the elephants start throwing peanuts at her
yo mamma's SO OLD SHE RAN TRACK WITH THE DINOSAURS IN HIGH SCHOOL
yo mamma's SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THEY HAD TO TINT THE WINDOWS ON THE INCUBATOR
yo mamma is so old that she was a cast-away in Noah's ark as an elaphant.
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER HER FEET DONT GET WET
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT REACH HER BACK POCKET
yo mamma so short she can sit on the curb and swing her legs