Yo momma Jokes!

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YO MAMA SO STUPID AND small SHE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW AND WENT UP

YO MAMA IS SO POOR, THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN pay ATTENTION...

yo mommas so fat, she farted and the sun blew out

ur mama so fat when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton!

yo mama is so huge she took us all for a boat ride at the lake

yo mamas is so dumb she thought stealling a shopping cart would make her cool

ur mama so fat she goes to the restaurant looks at the menu and says "okay"

yo momma SO FAT LITTLE KIDS GOT LOST AROUND HER

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE BEEP'S (LIKE A TRUCK) WHEN SHE BACKS UP!

yo momma's like a toilet bowl fat round and full of s***

yo momma IS SOOOOO DUMB SHE THOUGHT 2 PLUS 2 EQUALS 22

ur mama's so fat that when her pager went off everyone thought she was backing up

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO PONDEROSA THEY PUT A SPEED BUMP INFRONT OF THE SALAD BAR!

yo momma's so fat that when that when i saw her in new york and called my friend and he said he saw her too

yo momma's SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER 4TH AVE AND LANDED ON 12TH AVE

yo momma IS SOOOO SLUTTY WHEN U ASKED HER "WHO'S MY DADDY?" SHE THREW U THE PHONE BOOK

yo mamas is so green she made the statue of liberty jellous

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET I KICKED THE FENCE AND yo momma CAME OUT BARKING

ur mama so fat when she dances she makes the band skip

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE ANSWERED "C" ON A TRUE/FALSE QUIZ...

YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE THINKS THE DICTIONARY IS USED FOR A SEAT BOOSTER

yo momma is so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID, SHE THINKS 1-800-COLLECT IS THE WELFARE HOTLINE

yo momma's so poor i walked through the front door and i was in the back yard

yo momma IS SO POOR HER FACE IS ON THE FRONT OF A FOOD STAMP

yo momma is so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

yo momma IS SO POOR SHE CANT AFFORD TO PAY ATTENTION

yo mamma so ugly she poses for the cover of alpo dog food

yo momma's head so big she dont have dreams, she has movies

yo momma's HEAD SO SMALL IF SHE GETS A PIMPLE SHE'LL LOOK LIKE SIAMESE TWINS

yo momma's so fat when she wheres high heels she strikes oil

your mamma so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon

yo momma's so ugly she looks like her fce caught on fire and they put it out with a fork

yo momma's SO SKINNEY SHE CAN HULA HOOP IN A HOLE OF A CD

your mama's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

yo momma IS SO FAT YOU SLAP HER ON THE BUTT AND YOU CAN RIDE THE WAVES

yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections

yo momma's so fat she uses a matress for a pad

yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

yo momma's so old when god said let there be light she hit the switch

yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money

yo momma's so fat the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $29.99

yo momma's so poor she had to put her cardbord box up for second morgage

yo momma's so hairy when she took a shower she lost weight

yo momma's so dumb they had to burn down the school to get her out of the second grade!!

yo mama so ghetto her doorbell makes the sound of gunshots

yo momma's SO DUMB SHE HAS ONE TOE AND SHE BOUGHT A PAIR OF FLIP FLOPS

yo mama so stupid she thought 2 pac shakur was slang for two pax of sugar

yo mamma's SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A CLIPPERS GAME TO GET HER HAIR CUT

yo mamma's so dumb she triped a cordless phone

yo mama so fat, she has to run around the world for excersize

yo mamma's THINKS TACO BELL IS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a chinese phone book

yo mamma's so stupid she went to a football game and thought the quarterback was a refund

your mommas so fat when she went swimming in the sea spaniards landed on her and claimed her as new land

yo mamma's so fat u can use the elastic in her underwear for a bungee cord

yo mamma's SO DUMB THEY HAD TO MAKES ALL THE DOTS IN TWISTER ONE COLOR SO SHE COULD PLAY

yo mamma's SO UGLY SHE HAS TO GET HER BABY DRUNK SO SHE CAN BREAST FEED IT

yo mama so ugly she a stunt double for alf

yo mama so fat, it takes her 2 trips to haul ass

yo mamma's SO UGLY IT LOOK LIKE HER NECK THREW UP

yo mamma's SO UGLY, WHEN I TOOK HER TO THE ZOO THEY SAID THANKS FOR BRINGING HER BACK

yo momma so fat that she fell in love and broke it

yo mamma's SO UGLY SHE HAS TO TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE PHONE

yo mamma is so ugly and dumb that she closed her eyes to look in the mirror to shave

yo mamma's so fat when she told me her weght i thought it wasa phone number

yo momma is so ugly that she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application

yo mamma's so fat she brought a SPOON to the superBOWL

yo mamma's SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED OUT HER WINDOW THE COPS ARRESTED HER FOR MOONING

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo-momma is so ugly-you shaved your dogs ass and made him walk backwards just so u saw mom

yo mamma's so fat when you walk in the room her gravity sucks you in

yo mamma's SO SMALL SHE CAN'T EVEN HIGH 5 PAPA SMURF

your mommas so old she orginized the big bang

yo mamma's so dumb she had to take the 44bus but took the 22 twice

yo momma so fat she has to use a vcr as a beeper

YO MAMA SO OLD SHE DREAMS IN BLACK AND WHITE

yo momma is so fat at the zoo the elephants start throwing peanuts at her

yo mamma's SO OLD SHE RAN TRACK WITH THE DINOSAURS IN HIGH SCHOOL

yo mamma's SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THEY HAD TO TINT THE WINDOWS ON THE INCUBATOR

yo mamma is so old that she was a cast-away in Noah's ark as an elaphant.

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER HER FEET DONT GET WET

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT REACH HER BACK POCKET

yo mamma so short she can sit on the curb and swing her legs