Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
You can't have the real highs in life, without the deep lows.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Few women admit their age, few men act it!
He who hesitates is probably right.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Think negative, and you've already failed.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Dates on calendar are closer than they appear to be.
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
Success in life is a long, hard climb.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Its better to keep one's mouth shut and appear stupid than open in and remove all doubts.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. He who laughs last, always thinks the slowest...
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
We all have a photographic memory. Some don't just have film.