*Absurd Turf*

Where the people are freaks, the dogs are neurotic, and the green grass grows all around.

Hello, my name is Elizabeth, and I am your leader on the journey you are about to take in Absurd Turf. I must warn you, some things are not pretty, so if you are not easly amused, have no absurdity about you, or you are a purple kiwi with a grooming disorder, please leave now. The exits are located to your left and right proboscis. Please be aware that you are being under survailence by neurotic dogs.

Patches of Absurd Turf

Viziualize whirrled peas.

days till I go to Camp Greenville!!!!!!!

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