Hello, my name is Elizabeth, and I am your leader on the journey you are about to take in Absurd Turf. I must warn you, some things are not pretty, so if you are not easly amused, have no absurdity about you, or you are a purple kiwi with a grooming disorder, please leave now. The exits are located to your left and right proboscis. Please be aware that you are being under survailence by neurotic dogs.

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